UKNM: Lewd, Rude - but eventually educational

[Tim Ireland]

I started out with the article about 41 employees suspended from Royal &

SunAlliance for distributing 'lewd' Bart Simpson cartoons:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/15548.html


Now, I've seen just about all of these - but just the same I know how

popular something like this would be so it was my duty to see what kind of

keyword saturation we were dealing with.


Very interesting results. Not only are 'simpsons naked', 'simpsons porn'

etc. *heavily* covered by the porn tossers, but it even seems to be on the

'hotlist' of hardcore words along with, erm, well, I'll leave that to your

imagination. Take a look at the following extract from one of the top

results (yes, this is for real):


"Alice began rubbing her simpsons porn until wet. Then she put her simpsons

porn in my face. I enjoy simpsons porn on my face. I think about her

simpsons porn all the time. Her simpsons porn can be all there is. One time

she put her simpsons porn on display so everyone could touch her simpsons

porn. Alice loves to have her simpsons porn touched. People often talk about

her simpsons porn and think she is a slut. Her simpsons porn must just be

too good too be true. So always remember this simpsons porn story about

Alice's simpsons porn. Because her simpsons porn will be here for good."


This has to the result of an automated function (that somehow creates a

number of doorway pages with differing keyword weighting) - but I feel it's

illustrative of the average pornmaster's IQ just the same.


;o)


Tim Ireland

Director of Marketing

www.designercity.com


PS - Strangely, one link on my investigative journey led me to:

http://weapons.hotmail.ru/ - WTF?



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